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Meet cutes - 10 bucks a pop . If I know anything it's that if you're with someone the important thing is how you met . In fact in may be the only thing that matters . Your man/woman/other may be the most loving and caring and kind person in the world but if you don't have a good story about how you met they might as well be a pile of puke . This comes to us from the movies , and if there's one thing we like it's imitating movies . imitating the movie Unfriended right now . They started doing it to save time , a movie has to get their couple set up right away to fit within 90 minutes or so - they can't waste a lot of time so they wrap the whole thing up into one establishing character moment . Typically they crash into each other in a hallway and papers fly about . The problem is that IRL most people meeting in boring (we were both at this bar) or embarrassing (he's my mom's gynecologist) ways . But if you want to knock your friends on their god damn mother fucking asses with how cute and awesome your meeting was you can just lie . And here to facilitate your deception . Check out these daisies . You were in the pornography store , buying pornography , and you reached for a copy of Big Booty Cheerleaders #3 at the same time as he did and your hands touched accidentally . He insisted that you have it , so valiant , and you suggested that you both go back to your place and watch it . So you did and then 8 minutes in he excused himself to use the restroom and you figured you had time to masturbate while he was gone . But you underestimated the time it would take you reach climax and he walked out of the bathroom right in the middle – you know , the MIDDLE . Yours eyes met and then you both burst out laughing . And the rest is history . You were the second unit assistant director on “Mind Games” season 5 episode 3 of Burn Notice on which he played the role of ‘Motorcycle Dealer’ . He was standing by Coby Bell’s trailer between takes and you were looking down at your phone so you started giving him the sheet for Coby’s shooting schedule and he cracked a joke about not being as handsome or as important as Coby Bell . When you looked up you were totally humiliated about your mistake but he was a total sweetheart about it . And the rest is this history . You were at a local music show , shouting at the band for their awful singing , which attracted the attention of the band manager . When you saw him looking at you began to singing beautifully what developed into a Bollywood/Hip-hop/Gospel remix of Pretty Woman . A giant American flag dropped down behind you and the band started playing background music and the entire crowd joined in the dance . And the rest is history . You went into a municipal tunnel to get across the street from where you work to the courthouse to file some paperwork for your youth advocacy program and when you were in the tunnels you decided to check out one that you had never gone down . You passed through a one-way wormhole to the Cloud Gate in Chicago . You called a Uber to take you to the airport to get home and you and driver really hit it off . And the rest is history . You were at the Angelica Theater watching High Plains Drifter and you thought you were the only one in there so when the scene with Callie Travers and the Stranger came on (you know the one) you exclaimed “yeah , get her !” and then you heard someone laughing behind you . You realized you weren’t alone and were super embarrassed but then he said “That’s my favorite scene too” and then you invited him to move down and sit with you . Afterwards you went for coffee and the rest is history . You were waiting for the elevator reading an article about Driscoll “the Clam” Begenzhi and he came around the corner in hurry and you were both startled . He tried to spin away and ended up elbowing you right in the tit – without even thinking you reacted by kicking him in the dick . You were both on the ground in agony when building security ran up and you both started laughing . And the rest is history . You were doing the sound mixing for “On to the Next One” to be used in the movie All Blowed Up and he was the supervising digital colorist coming in to do ADR with a voice actor to cover the lines of Candice Patton in these scene where Lord Huran gets decapitated because the boom was too far away to pick it up and it turns out that you had both booked the booth for the same time because of a glitch in the scheduling program . At first you started arguing about it but then you both started laughing about the situation . And the rest is history . You had a small role in Under the Skin and while you were filming the guy operating the boom got knocked over by Scarlet Johannson’s stunt double who was running after her beagle which had gotten lose . When he stumbled the boom hit you right in the tit and you could tell he felt terrible so you said “Hey is this a boom mic or a BOOB mic” and everyone cracked up . After filming was done you went out for coffee and the rest is history . You were a werewolf seeking a cure to your deadly curse and you consulted with an gypsy woman who told you of a doctor that may have a cure . Traveling to the castle of his doctor you found it in ruins and the doctor nowhere to be found . But you did find , frozen in ice , a reanimated monster made of stitched-together body parts and you chipped away the ice . Shockingly the creature was still alive . He was able to help you find the doctor’s notes which you worked together to formulate a cure . Then together you attended the Festival of New Wine and the rest is history . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I only owe $10 cuz I'm only using one. So when I tell people how we met, am I the werweolf or the stitched together frozen monster? No. Wait. I want to be the old gypsy woman in someone else's lie! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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How much for my own personalized, unique, meet cute? I mean, I don't want to use one that maybe one of your other readers has already used.  
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