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** To the point?
** To the point? Two five year old boys are standing at the potty waiting to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." the other boy replied. "What's that mean?" asked the first boy. "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut off then?" "My mum said I was two days old." "Did it hurt?" "You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year!" ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!" "No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied. "Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!" "I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine. Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!" |
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I think that last guy would scare me to death !
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Good one Pal. I think people are having hung up on size these days. You get what you get. You can’t change a person size. I like the item in the blanket peaking out. Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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