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++* Paraprosdokians
++* Paraprosdokians The word is ...Paraprosdokians , A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and often humorous. Here are some examples to entertain you If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate, all at once. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Take my advice — I'm not using it. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met. |
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Sorry have not heard of this one before. Hope you enjoyed your race hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I had to look it up, but here is one . "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
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Well done . Good way to start the week.
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So true Pal we can always enjoy learning new words as we can never have to many of them in our vocabularies.. Happy Monday..
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