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Mirror, mirror, Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:13 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:39 am
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A hot dog!



A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.



A good start to my Sunday this Sunday!


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Feel me,
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 11:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:46 am
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Feel me,


Feel me,
My lips on your nipples,



Feel me,
My lips on your clit,



Feel me,
thrusting deeper and deeper,


Feel me,
4 Comments
Forty years later Sunday!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 10:31 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:02 am
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What going on with you forty years later?



How did you preserve your good looks?



Are you still hot?


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Young men for mature ladies Poll!
Posted:Feb 18, 2018 9:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 11:49 am
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He's in his twenties, but he prefers cougars in their forties and fifties to young women his own age.
What do you think?



I am a young man and I like older mature ladies!
I am a young man but don't like older mature ladies!
I'm not a young man in my twenties but I still like older ladies!
I am a young man and I only date other mature ladies!
I am a young man and only date ladies around my age!
Other!
6 Comments , 3 votes
Bitch Saturday!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:48 pm
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Bitch Saturday






What Are You?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"






Bitch Saturday
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Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking?
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:46 pm
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Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking


My lover trusts me completely!



Do you trust your lover?



If you trust your lover completely do you ask him or her to spank you?


Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking
8 Comments
Pussy N Boots!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:56 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:27 pm
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Pussy N Boots


I love it when my wife dresses up in her pussy costume!



Oh yes!



I like to hear her purr!


Pussy N Boots
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Cougar Poll!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 6:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 9:31 am
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Cougar:
An older woman who seeks sexual relationships with much younger men!
What do you think?



Do you like cougar women?
I don't like cougar women!
Other!
I am a cougar woman!
I am not a cougar woman!
Other!
7 Comments , 14 votes
Forgive Me Father!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 11:04 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 9:37 am
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Forgive Me Father






A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, Take lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it. "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "But it will wipe that smile off your face!"






Forgive Me Father
14 Comments
Hunting for pussy Friday!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 11:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:28 pm
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Hunting for pussy Friday


Are you a hunter?



How successful are you as a hunter?



Are you going to find what you are hunting for this Friday?


Hunting for pussy Friday
4 Comments
Tone up for sex Friday!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 10:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:30 pm
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Tone up for sex Friday


It is very important to be in good shape for sex!



Do you like to do a toned ass?



Oh Yes, I think it's Friday!


Tone up for sex Friday
6 Comments
Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen poll?
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 10:54 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:44 pm
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Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen poll


Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen for sex?
What do you think?



I am a younger woman preferring older guys!
I don't like older guys!
Other!
I am a younger woman who have had sex with older guy!
I never tried an older guy yet!
Other!
16 Comments , 8 votes
Snake Venom!
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 10:01 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 3:00 pm
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Snake Venom


For the life of me I could not get up today!



One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die"



I took a while this morning before I showed any signs of life!


Snake Venom
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