How to Use a Condum  

niceguy_az 68M  
6 posts
9/14/2018 1:57 pm
How to Use a Condum


My first time!!

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that
I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.


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japaneseass 51F  
46656 posts
9/14/2018 2:07 pm

lol...cute joke...

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curious299 55F  
99 posts
9/14/2018 2:40 pm


JuBee513 61M  
25 posts
9/14/2018 2:40 pm

LOL Good story.


Wonder167 51F  
234 posts
9/14/2018 3:20 pm

Too funny!


luvgluv19 70M
807 posts
9/14/2018 4:24 pm

One of the better stories on the lighter side


pocogato12 66F  
21901 posts
9/14/2018 9:31 pm

For a niceguy you sure know how to "dress up" I am still laughing

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