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Posted:Jun 3, 2013 1:10 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2018 4:55 am
Welcome to my blog. The original purpose was rather serious, however it has evolved into a flight of fantasy, flirting and naughty fun.
Of course the original posting is below,and is still very much active
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Just sharing
Posted:Nov 26, 2012 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 4:34 pm

This is an email I sent recently. It is redacted some, to take out the names of the recipients. They know, as well as my friends know who they are. Also several minor changes were made to clarify for new readers without altering the content.

Well, I think enough time has passed, so I can write this a bit calmer. I will first start by saying how sad I am at what you two (*****) are doing to DG. Your “cleaning out” of people that don’t tow whatever weird concept you two now have of a good room. Banning folks that mentioned their concerns. And even getting rid of Superstud, as a DG room member and Moderator (as you did to me as a DG member and Moderator). without any notice or discussion with him, even when you had evidence that he did nothing wrong!!!!!!! Your callous mistreatment , and lies about ***** and banning her after so such faithful service she provided to*** shocked so many regulars, do you think that did not cast a shadow on your integrity?( remember you do not operate in a vacuum, there are many eyes out there). I still have friends in DG , they are also shocked at what DG is turning into. The few mods they see, allowing trolls to run amok. It is apparent now as I reread our last conversation in Best (yes, I did cut and paste every single word of it) that you already decided that you were going to get rid of me for whatever reason you fabricated in your mind. And you did ban me from KR the day before this last discussion in Best, I am not stupid, I knew something was up. And With the lag in the conversation, you were providing ** with the words to say and then since you did not have the nerve, you had him ban me. And don’t pretend to tell me it was a “private” conversation, as*** said it was, I know you left it posted in Best so that all the mods could read it. The shock of reading it caused several to contact me about what went on. That is another example of your dishonesty. You in particular were dishonest in our conversations on “Y”, all of our conversations always ended with us working out whatever we talked about (if you have forgotten, I can give you a copy of each of those conversations). And then you bring them up in our last conversation in Best , saying that I was being disrespectful to you (the copies of our conversations clearly show that you lied to *** on that count). And as for me being a team member, I have been a very successful team leader and member with people of integrity for well over 30 years, always sharing my views, with Leaders and subordinates ,and soliciting their input. My mistake in this case was not realizing that you two had and have no integrity and certainly have no leadership qualities and no experience dealing with people with integrity. And I have come to the conclusion that the “complaints” from the regulars in DG was a fabrication (you two are so willing to violate privacy and promises (like you did to me) , but will not give me any information). By the way, how is the unbanning of**** going for you? As you say, he was such a nice guy. Please, take off your blinders and look at current issues with regulars in DG and their comments, you will see that it is getting more and more apparent that you are messing a good thing up. I have no interest in coming back and am sure you had never considered it anyways. To end on a positive note, thank you for allowing me to be part of DG for a while and making some very good friends. Also I am glad you woke me up and got me out, before the decline of DG started, saved a lot of heart burn for me, I am sure.
I just wanted to share my thoughts.
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Private Mail box
Posted:Nov 7, 2013 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2017 4:17 am
I figured, maybe is time to have a private mail box. If you have anything to ask, comment or just say, this is the place to do it. Anything sent here is going to be kept private, unless you say you want it shared.

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++* Paraprosdokians
Posted:Mar 19, 2018 5:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 5:27 am
I was waiting for a car race to come on TV yesterday and was a bit bored. So to occupy my time I perused the dictionary looking for dirty words . Even during retirement, we should always be trying to improve our vocabularies . I ran across a word that caught my attention, but alas it is not a dirty word, it did lead to some funny sentences. I wonder , have you heard of this word before? Can you share some examples this?

The word is ...
Paraprosdokians , A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and often humorous. Here are some examples to entertain you

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate, all at once.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Take my advice — I'm not using it.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

~~ You do the paper?
Posted:Mar 18, 2018 5:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 5:02 am
I went out today to get the news paper and seemed that few people are getting it delivered any more. I must be a real old timer, I get the local paper and a national paper daily. Of course I visit many news sites on line, but I must have the feel of paper in my hands. Are you a newspaper user? If you are, when did you start getting the paper? If you are not why and when did you quit? I know it is old fashioned, but to me , I don't want to give up that link to the past. And I do enjoy sharing the newspaper with my partners in the morning

++ Are these mushy?
Posted:Mar 17, 2018 5:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2018 6:09 am
Well maybe not too mushy, but very important. There are so many things that make our lives special. We go about our days and never realize the impact we have on people around us. Here are a few things that come to mind. Do you have any that you would like to share?

+!* Is this ok?
Posted:Mar 16, 2018 5:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2018 4:10 pm
This may be awkward , but we are big boys and girls here. What I am referring to is "morning wood". Waking up with an erection. I will admit that I do wake up that way every day and have most of my adult life. Unless I have company, it does go away rather quickly. The only exception was when I was receiving pain medicine for an injury . My question is, is this a "condition" that consistently is "normal"? Ladies, if I may be so bold, is this a situation that occurs regularly with your partner? Guys does it occur to you on a regular basis. How can it be 'resolved" when it occurs?

Set your coffee down
Posted:Mar 15, 2018 5:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 5:19 am

I think we should occasionally just have an unrestrained laugh. Sometimes that includes laughing at ourselves. As I get more senior , I notice that my generation can be quite entertaining. Actually everyone does something silly at times. And humor is the best medicine. Here are a few chuckles I want to share. I hope they perk your day up a little. Do you have a chuckle or two you would like to share?


An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."


A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."


A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.

The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."

The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the old rooster took off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.

He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...

"Son of a bitch ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"


At 85 years of age, Morris married LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband was so old, LouAnne decided that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepared herself for bed, and waited for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.

LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.

As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?”
Posted:Mar 14, 2018 5:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2018 4:15 pm
Can you believe it? This is one of my favorite National Food days! After my addiction to cookies, the potato chip runs a hard second. It is such a simple yet tasty delight. It has come a long ways from the simple plain and fried sliced potato to what we have today. The types, flavors and packaging can never be covered in one post. I am partial to a ruffle type cut with salt and vinegar taste, but will seldom turn down any variety that is offered. Is it a healthy and wholesome snack? I doubt it, but I am not deterred . Do you enjoy them? If so what "type"? Below is just a simple example of some. Please share any that you have. Also, before I forget, should we / you have dip with the?

~~ I will wake you up
Posted:Mar 13, 2018 6:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2018 6:10 am
I was giving thought to potentially opening a "Wake Up Service for Women" . I am going to try to utilize my enthusiasm to the betterment of society . I suppose there would be different levels of intensity and urgency . I would allow one test run for my client to determine what level they would like. Now out of fairness to the guys, perhaps one or more ladies would care to star a service for them? I solicit your input. Do you think there is a chance that this would received well? Any suggestions for improvement?

++ Ponder these
Posted:Mar 12, 2018 5:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2018 8:12 am

I got this from a friend via email a while ago and thought it was worth reposting. There was a bit more to it, however I edited some of the political commentary. There is no intent towards any hate, just observations or food for thought. In your opinion are these accurate? Do you have any other observations? (Please keep them civil)

Here are six Conundrums of the United States of America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our current government and cultural environment:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money ! What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't.

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

"If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools." – Plato
++ Spring forward!
Posted:Mar 11, 2018 5:12 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2018 6:07 am
Lets save some daylight! It is that time of year again. This one only takes away an hour of sleep. It does not serve any useful purpose in our "modern" lives. I have adjusted to it for many years, so it is not a big deal for me. But it seems that there are many folks that are vocally lamenting the change. Is it worth the effort to make a fuss about it? Do you have a way to try to "recover" this valuable hour that has been lost ? In this high tech time, automation is even taking care of updating our clocks. I think I may take an hour long nap , it will not recover anything, but it will be fun

$%^& Laundry
Posted:Mar 10, 2018 4:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 7:08 am
The horror of it all!! . I have finally almost run out of clean stuff. Now I am stuck doing my own laundry!. A bit of advice, please. Do I have to sort stuff out by color? By fabric? I always forget that stuff. Everything in the machine with cold water and soap? I used to do my laundry, but since I retired , I have gotten lazy and had "the people" do it. I know this may be a silly question, but do you do your own laundry? If you do, does your partner help? Do you have any advice for me? Maybe a lady or two, three would volunteer to help me? I am sure we can make it a fun time. And while I wait for stuff to run through the machine (s) , I guess I better get some house work done also .


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