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stealth_fighter1 112 M 20  Articles	NYMPHOMANIAC CONVENTION   8/3/2007 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, ... 1 Comments, 62 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Ask me for a photo fun2Bwith0069 59 F 27  Articles	The Farmer and the Cow   8/3/2007 A farmer named Clyde had a car accident., In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde, "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, '?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the..." I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just ... 1 Comments, 69 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
ILLYADEE 58 F 15  Articles	Subject: DICTIONARY   8/2/2007 > >DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: >>40-ish...................................49. >>Adventurous........................Slept with everyone. >>Athletic.................................No breasts. >>Average looking.....................Moooo. >>Beautiful.............................Pathological liar. >>Emotionally Secure................On medication. ... 3 Comments, 69 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	Soft and Hard   8/2/2007 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your ... 1 Comments, 132 Views, 21 Votes ,6.96 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	Pray hard   8/2/2007 A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a ... 1 Comments, 106 Views, 16 Votes ,5.92 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	A new way to loose weight   8/2/2007 A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do. He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at ... 1 Comments, 84 Views, 16 Votes ,6.21 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	The Big Race   8/2/2007 Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and ... 1 Comments, 102 Views, 14 Votes ,5.70 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	Tattoo on yer dick   8/2/2007 ELTON JOHN GOES TO A TATOOiST & SAY`S I WANT A ROLLS ROYCE TATTOED ON HIS DICK, TATOOiST SAYS "YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITH A LANDROVER SO IT DON'T GET STUCK IN THE SHIT" 1 Comments, 112 Views, 18 Votes ,6.67 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	Another joke   8/2/2007 Two women who are on their way back from a night out stop on a graveyard for a wee (as you do ladies).. one wipes herself with her knickers and throws them away, while the other uses a wreath.. Their husbands are in the pub the next evening.... Husband 1 says: i think my wife is having and affair, she came home last night with no knickers on? Husband 2 replies: Well you ... 1 Comments, 102 Views, 22 Votes ,5.77 Score
ed_rush2004 49 M 47  Articles	Council complaint letters   8/2/2007 Council complaint letters These are supposedly genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 3. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 4. I want some repairs done to my ... 1 Comments, 104 Views, 17 Votes ,6.80 Score
lovetoeatpuss656 63 M 6  Articles	redneck girlfriend   8/1/2007 How can u tell if ur girlfriend is a redneck? A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the sametime and knows which one to spit, shes a redneck 1 Comments, 68 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
rm_daddywarfx 54 M 1  Article	A Ring   7/31/2007 An older gentleman walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful young lady on his arm. He asks the clerk to show him something "special". The clerk shows the man a ring, and tells him it is on sale for $5, 000. The older man says " I don't think you understand. I'm looking for something far more special than that". After this goes on for a while, the clerk finally pulls out the most gorgeous ring ... 1 Comments, 77 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Ask me for a photo rm_lionman425 76 M 4  Articles	Old lady and the vibrator   7/31/2007 One day a little old lady walked into a sex shop. The young clerk couldn't help but notice her, first because she reminded him of his grandmother, and second because she was twitching violently and trembling even more than his grandmother did. "Young m-m-man' she stammered to the clerk, Do you sell v-vibrators here"? "Yes ma'am we do" he replied , a little embarrassed. "b-b-big fl-flourescent ... 3 Comments, 169 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
rm_SandMAN5980 56 C 5  Articles	Races   7/29/2007 1-----Passion-------20-1 2-----Bare Belly----5-1 3-----Conscience----99-1 4-----Heavy Bosom---8-1 5-----Cute Pussy----4-1 6-----Jockey Shorts-6-1 7-----Clean Sheets--11-1 8-----Silk Panties--10-1 9-----Thighs--------15-1 10-----Big Dick------7-1 At the post; CONSCIECE lags, HEAVY BOSOM rises, BIG DICK is acting up, and CUTE PUSSY is smiling at ... 1 Comments, 75 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
Ask me for a photo justsexn69247 52 M 3  Articles	The difference   7/28/2007 Question: What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? Answer: A slut does everyone, a bitch does everyone except for you! 1 Comments, 68 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Ask me for a photo fun2Bwith0069 59 F 27  Articles	Wise Old Indian Chief   7/27/2007 Indian Chief, "Two Eagles, " was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" ... 1 Comments, 141 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
Ask me for a photo rm_lionman425 76 M 4  Articles	Another blonde joke   7/27/2007 A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the redhead "In what position was the baby conceived?" "I was on the bottom!" she replied. "You will have a boy" the doctor said. The brunette was asked the same question. "I was on top" was the reply. "You will have a girl" said the doctor. With this the blonde broke out in tears. "Whats the ... 1 Comments, 128 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M 2172  Articles	It keeps happening   7/26/2007 >> >> YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID These people prove it is a terminal condition. As >> always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year >> are... >> >> >> Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in >> two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide >> sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. >> >> Seventh Place A 49-year-old San ... 1 Comments, 99 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Swankie57 65 M 50  Articles	Flat Belly   7/26/2007 A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on ... 2 Comments, 166 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
rm_SandMAN5980 56 C 5  Articles	The Trainee Priest   7/26/2007 Father Frank, the trainee priest, has been left in charge of the daily confessioal by Father Ernest who gave him a list of sins and their appropriate absolutions. "Forgive me Father, " says the first sinner. "For I have stolen." Father Frank consults his list. For stealing you must say 7 Hail Mary's." The second sinner confesses to lying and after looking it up on his list Father Frank deals out ... 2 Comments, 161 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
funplay4couple 60 C 2  Articles	Why do Basketball players make crummy lovers?   7/25/2007 LOL.. I love this one because my husband plays in a couple of basketball leagues during the winter... So... Why do Basketball players make crummy lovers??? Because they dribble before they shoot!!! 2 Comments, 178 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
bigmel1963 55 M 17  Articles	a new couple   7/24/2007 a guy and gal date for a year, but they both agree not to have sex til they are married, well the year goes by and soon they are to wed. the few minutes before the wedding she confesses that the breasts he has not seen are just padding, she was flat as a board. he tells her that's ok hun breasts are not the important thing, I love you. then he says I have a confession to make also, I am hung like ... 1 Comments, 118 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Honeymooners   7/24/2007 The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the ... 1 Comments, 146 Views, 14 Votes ,4.74 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Kentucky fried chicken   7/24/2007 Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.... 1 Comments, 39 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Oral sex & Anal sex   7/24/2007 Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.... 1 Comments, 68 Views, 12 Votes ,4.74 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Bungee Jumping & Hookers   7/24/2007 Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.... 1 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Wonder Bra   7/24/2007 Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.... 1 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Yankee   7/24/2007 Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.... 1 Comments, 21 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	Why men die first.   7/24/2007 Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.... 1 Comments, 40 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
Cock_Thruster 62 M 60  Articles	How to make your wife scream!   7/24/2007 Q. How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.... 1 Comments, 87 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score