well now time for something new where to start lets see.... ok what am i looking for ......well ... i like ugly guys with small bent weiners! but alas dont fret i have found the ONE that meets my needs so YES MEN this is where you should just shut down the profile and move along i have the penis i need ...i dont want or need ....another or more then one .....and i have balls bigger then most men so his job is a tough one! what i do need tho is that special lady that gets me for who i am and wont appologize for something i have said IM NOT sorry i said it ......probably why i said it so if yer not into honesty that can come at any time then yes you too should shut down the profile (hot blonde or not...move along!) i am who i am and i dont have issues with me ...so the per i seek shouldnt either ....yes alot to ask for but im too old for crap! now for what i look for ...funny smart interesting and loves to laugh .....but take note i could make you laugh at any time and do not provide medical coverage for choking accidents caused by me!nor will i be wiping up spillage of liquids that shoot out yer mouth caused by laughter as you can see i like to laugh and make people laugh ....the boyfriend loves it! now also ...i do have a bf ,,,,,, does not mean i wanna share a gf with him thats up to her and he wont mind her decision as he knows he can be replaced if he does ! guess thats it thats all! and for the guys that read this just for the giggle that will be five dollas! payable in AFF memberships! thx LMAO!

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What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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