Dear Reader, I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend a dime to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time. I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even If this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY. Allow me a minute to explain... See, This is NOT a pitch to sell anything, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart. So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then? Well, this is a pitch for ME! OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain. My name is T.K. and I've gone to the extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her. I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUMB-ASSES who are keeping us from meeting each other. I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women. I am extremely good natured, adventurous and much more than just free spirited. Sometimes i am down right dangerous with my open mind and heart. I have an uncanny ability to use my heart to guide me toward expected happiness. Sometimes sucessfull and sometimes I learn painful lessons. I'm beyond dependable to those worthy of my trust. I have been known to challenge the world and move mountains to defend or assist friends. I'm honest to a fault. I say exactly what I feel sometimes without thinking of the outcome. So in a nutshell thats my personality. mix in a little mischief, passion, and sensitivity and you can almost feel me.

My Ideal Person If I had to write a newspaper personal it would read something like this: "Handsome, Cultured, Intelectual with a BIG DICK and marathon tounge seeks beautiful woman in long term commited relationship for purposes of making boyfriend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestige area or beach-front property. Multi-Orgasm training included at no charge."