I'm usually a good girl, and not needing a relationship right now, but about once a year or so, I get a craving to change gears and get a little wild… I wanna party, I want to be pampered, I want to soak in a hot tub, I want a massage, I wanna get drunk, I want sex, I wanna cum till I'm breathlessly exhausted… oh yeah, and I want Chinese food! Gotta keep my strength up... LOL :) One, two, three… guys, girls, it’s all good... but if I'm the only girl for multiple guys, y'all are buying the food & booze for this girl! LOL Sound fair? :) Me: Taurus, 44, Caucasian, bi, BBW (250#), light Irish complexion, long blonde hair, very large breasts, big butt, usually shaved… I’m too shy at first, but once I loosen up, I have a cheery, silly, flirty personality. I like getting drunk to get past my shyness, but I don’t like beer, I want booze that tastes good! :) (usually fruity stuff) I’m not into “bears” (overly hairy guys), and I almost never smoke or do drugs, but I do like hot tubbing, pool, air hockey, most music, bikes, and big rigs. :) I don’t often like to give head, but it happens under the right circumstances, like when I’m REALLY hot…. When I do, I haven’t had any complaints. :) Make a good impression, and maybe I'll tell you the secret of how to motivate me... ;)

My Ideal Person You: male, female, anatomically correct 30 – 50, 5’4”+, under 300#, clean, single or in mutually open relationship, not butt ugly… No jerks or assholes, no violence, no STD’s, no rotting teeth, and no cigars/pipes/chewing tobacco.

If you're married, please be either a couple, or in a consensually poly/open relationship. I'm not interested in being "the other woman" as I've been on the wrong end of that arrangement myself.

Fair warning: I make a lot of noise, and I love having multiple orgasms... My place is too small for company, and too close to the neighbors for how loud I can get... *blush* ...so would have to "play" at your place. Hopefully your neighbors are deaf! LOL

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What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Carpenters, Heart, Pat Benatar

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I'm spending an evening shooting pool in a bar, two
fem lesbians buy me drinks, chat & flirt w/ me, and gently
but persistently seduce me. :)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Had a big crush on Erik Estrada since "C.H.I.P.S."
when I was 15... the smile, the charm, the bod... Charlize
Theron was hot in "Devil's Advocate, "
esp while her character had adorable curls.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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